As a long time fan of snarky eCard site someecards, I was pretty psyched about the beta launch of their “create your own” feature and the nonsense submissions I knew would ensue.
So here are a few of my own contributions to the nonsense pile — a series of cards about trying to score Phish tickets — followed by some more Phish related eCards created by other folks.
I was gonna sell you Phish tickets for face but I flipped them on eBay instead.
Sorry I sold your engagement ring so I could afford Phish tickets.
Hope you get Phish tickets for your birthday.
Christmas version | Hanukkah version
Thanks for scalping me Phish tickets.
Created by noahphence
Sorry you didn't get Phish tickets. Better luck next once in a lifetime reunion concert.
Created by rlothian
Sorry you'll be the "older person" at the Phish shows.
Created by erichzimm
You're pretty intelligent for someone who still listens to Phish.
Created by dylanfan74
I'm so sorry to hear that you like Phish.
Created by frenchbloke
Sucks you never caught a Fluffhead... n00b
Created by broseph
Sorry to hear about the Friday encore.
Created by broseph
I'm sure that guy selling veggie burritos washed his hands
Created by broseph
Sucks you were 6 years old when Phish was actually good.
Created by broseph
Next time look out for the glowsticks.
Created by broseph
Wishing you a speedy recovery after the Phish reunion shows!!
Created by melt
Sorry you'll be on PT when everyone else is enjoying Phish.
Created by poop
Sorry Phish ruined your Langerado concert.
Created by poop
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